Jersey Shore at McFadden's

Adequately warm up your fists before hitting the situation at McFadden's next Tuesday, where a midnight "spring-break" raffle caps a delightful evening of $5 Jaegerbombs with Jersey Shore's JWoww and Pauly D, who claims to have "surpassed the capabilities of most local DJs." But not all local DJs, because Pauly D is all about blown-out hair and accuracy.