Important question: are any of the bridesmaids single?
Yes, and groomsmen too. And if you want to be a grade-A creep, their photos are on the website, and the single ones are Mariela, Kim, Lupita, and Ashlee on the bride's side, and Jason, Tom, and Kyle on the groom's. We'll wait for you right here. Welcome back.
Okay, what's the catch?
The catch is you gotta pay to get in: $85 for a single, or $150 for a couple. But you don't need to bring a gift, so... cheapest wedding ever??
Jeff Miller once crashed a wedding with his girlfriend in Ojai; somewhere there's a picture of the best man threatening to fight him if he didn't leave. Was that you? A) Sorry (notsorry) and B) share that photo with him on Twitter at @ThrillistLA or on Instagram at @JeffMillerLA.