“My parents got me a onesie, because I really wanted one and never owned one. And, across the chest, it has this pattern of deers [doing unnamed explicit things]. It’s funny, because I went to Fairfield University in Connecticut and our Mascot is a stag -- so that has a whole new meaning now….” -- Alyssa
“My dad got me a box of [business] envelopes when I was 12 -- wrapped them in wrapping paper and everything. Seriously. -- Carly
“I’ve never gotten a bad present…” -- 11 people with perfect lives, apparently
And finally, host holiday parties that look like this
While you might not be able to host a holiday party at quite this scale, you can certainly try. Read on for a snapshot of the sheer numbers we posted at this full weekend, and scroll even further for a stream of our favorite actual snapshots.