You know what sucks? Every single summer, there are dozens of outdoor movies scheduled in New York, but they're ridiculously laid out in dozens of outdoor movie calendars. You know what DOESN'T SUCK? Our calendar, which takes all of those calendars and puts them into one master calendar in an effort to make your life less suck-filled.
Grab a blanket, stuff some booze in your pants, and start memorizing Anchorman quotes.
Full disclosure: yeah, we're aware that some of the big ones -- Central Park, Bryant Park, etc. -- haven't been announced yet, which's why we'll be updating this list as soon as they drop and throughout the entire summer, so eventually it WILL have every single one. So, follow us on Facebook, go ahead and bookmark this, or just stay tuned for the updates to drop. Also, if eating, drinking, and music festivals are more your speed we've got you covered with a calendar for those too.
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Event
Location
Jun 1 Mon
A Streetcar Named Desire Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
A Streetcar Named Desire Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
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Jun 4 Thu
Sundance Girls Amenities: Live music, nearby restaurants
MetroTech Commons, Brooklyn
Sundance Girls MetroTech Commons, Brooklyn Amenities: Live music, nearby restaurants
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Event
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Jun 5 Fri
Caramel by Nadine Labaki Amenities: BYOPicnics, food vendors, college hipsters
Washington Square Park
Caramel by Nadine Labaki Washington Square Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, food vendors, college hipsters
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Event
Location
Jun 5 Fri
The Lego Movie Amenities: BYOPicnics, food trucks, awesomeness
Crocheron Park, Queens
The Lego Movie Crocheron Park, Queens Amenities: BYOPicnics, food trucks, awesomeness
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Event
Location
Jun 7 Sun
Ghostbusters Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
Ghostbusters Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
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Jun 8 Mon
Some Like it Hot Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Some Like it Hot Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Jun 9 Tue
Breakfast at Tiffany's Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
Breakfast at Tiffany's Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Jun 11 Thu
Hyde Park on Hudson Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
72nd Track and Lawn in Riverside Park
Hyde Park on Hudson 72nd Track and Lawn in Riverside Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jun 12 Fri
Pépé Le Moko by Julien Duvivier Amenities: BYOPicnics, food vendors, francophiles
Washington Square Park
Pépé Le Moko by Julien Duvivier Washington Square Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, food vendors, francophiles
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Event
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Jun 14 Sun
The Goonies Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
The Goonies Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
Location
Jun 15 Mon
The Usual Suspects Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
The Usual Suspects Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
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Event
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Jun 15 Mon
Notorious Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Notorious Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Jun 16 Tue
Dirty Dancing Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
Dirty Dancing Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
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Event
Location
Jun 19 Fri
Priceless by Pierre Salvadori Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
Tompkins Square Park
Priceless by Pierre Salvadori Tompkins Square Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jun 21 Sun
Back to the Future Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
Back to the Future Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
Location
Jun 22 Mon
The Breakfast Club Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
The Breakfast Club Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
Location
Jun 23 Tue
Casablanca Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
Casablanca Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Jun 26 Fri
Zarafa by Rémi Bezançon & Jean-Christophe Lie Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
Tompkins Square Park
Zarafa by Rémi Bezançon & Jean-Christophe Lie Tompkins Square Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jun 28 Sun
The Big Lebowski Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
The Big Lebowski Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
Location
Jun 29 Mon
Annie Hall Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Annie Hall Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Jun 30 Tue
Pretty Woman Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
Yotel New York
Pretty Woman Yotel New York Amenities: $15 for entrance, $25 gets you a taco and either a glass of sangria or beer, other snacks available
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Event
Location
Jun 30 Tue
Despicable Me 2 Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn, G-Unit
Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson Community Garden, Queens
Despicable Me 2 Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson Community Garden, Queens Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn, G-Unit
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Event
Location
Jul 1 Wed
Jurassic Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants, clever girls
Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South)
Jurassic Park Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South) Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants, clever girls
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Event
Location
Jul 3 Fri
The Young Girls of Rochefort Amenities: BYOPicnics, water views
Battery Park
The Young Girls of Rochefort Battery Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, water views
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Event
Location
Jul 6 Mon
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Jul 7 Tue
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
Tony Dapolito Recreation Center
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Tony Dapolito Recreation Center Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jul 7 Tue
The Iron Giant Amenities: Free refreshments, free popcorn, beach/ocean views
Rockaway Beach at 17th St & Seagirt Boulevard
The Iron Giant Rockaway Beach at 17th St & Seagirt Boulevard Amenities: Free refreshments, free popcorn, beach/ocean views
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Event
Location
Jul 8 Wed
Edward Scissorhands Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South)
Edward Scissorhands Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South) Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
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Jul 9 Thu
Pride & Prejudice Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
72nd Track and Lawn in Riverside Park
Pride & Prejudice 72nd Track and Lawn in Riverside Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Jul 13 Mon
Back to the Future II Amenities: BYOPicnics, water/skyline views, incorrect depictions of life in 2015
Touchdown of the 103rd St Footbridge, Randall’s Island
Back to the Future II Touchdown of the 103rd St Footbridge, Randall’s Island Amenities: BYOPicnics, water/skyline views, incorrect depictions of life in 2015
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Event
Location
Jul 13 Mon
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Jul 14 Tue
All Dogs Go to Heaven Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn, dogs
103rd St Community Garden
All Dogs Go to Heaven 103rd St Community Garden Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn, dogs
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Event
Location
Jul 14 Tue
American Hustle Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service, hair curlers
The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC
American Hustle The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service, hair curlers
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Event
Location
Jul 15 Wed
The Natural Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South)
The Natural Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South) Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jul 15 Wed
Wet Hot American Summer Amenities: Food vendors and live music
McCarren Park
Wet Hot American Summer McCarren Park Amenities: Food vendors and live music
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Event
Location
Jul 16 Thu
Sharknado 2 Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views, Ian Ziering fans
Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park
Sharknado 2 Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views, Ian Ziering fans
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Event
Location
Jul 17 Fri
Field Niggas Amenities: Live music, nearby restaurants
MetroTech Commons, Brooklyn
Field Niggas MetroTech Commons, Brooklyn Amenities: Live music, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jul 20 Mon
The Big Lebowski Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
The Big Lebowski Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Jul 21 Tue
The Rescuers Down Under Amenities: BYOPicnics
Westervelt Community Garden, Staten Island
The Rescuers Down Under Westervelt Community Garden, Staten Island Amenities: BYOPicnics
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Event
Location
Jul 22 Wed
Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South)
Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South) Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jul 22 Wed
Dirty Dancing Amenities: Food vendors and live music
McCarren Park
Dirty Dancing McCarren Park Amenities: Food vendors and live music
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Event
Location
Jul 23 Thu
Attack the Block Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views, concession stands
Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park
Attack the Block Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views, concession stands
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Event
Location
Jul 27 Mon
Last Tango in Paris Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Last Tango in Paris Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Jul 28 Tue
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn, and, uh, dragons
Swindler Cove in Sherman Creek
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Swindler Cove in Sherman Creek Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn, and, uh, dragons
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Event
Location
Jul 29 Wed
Beasts of the Southern Wild Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South)
Beasts of the Southern Wild Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South) Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Jul 29 Wed
Sex and the City Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service, Manolo Blahniks
The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC
Sex and the City The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service, Manolo Blahniks
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Event
Location
Jul 29 Wed
Dazed and Confused Amenities: Food vendors and live music
McCarren Park
Dazed and Confused McCarren Park Amenities: Food vendors and live music
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Event
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Event
Location
Aug 3 Mon
Midnight Cowboy Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Midnight Cowboy Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Aug 4 Tue
Back to the Future II Amenities: Free refreshments, free popcorn, beach/ocean views
Rockaway Beach at 17th St & Seagirt Boulevard
Back to the Future II Rockaway Beach at 17th St & Seagirt Boulevard Amenities: Free refreshments, free popcorn, beach/ocean views
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Event
Location
Aug 5 Wed
Moonrise Kingdom Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants, summer camp nostalgia
Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South)
Moonrise Kingdom Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South) Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants, summer camp nostalgia
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Event
Location
Aug 5 Wed
Big Hero 6 Amenities: BYOPicnics, BBQ pits, food trucks
Corona Park at 111th St & 53rd Ave, Queens
Big Hero 6 Corona Park at 111th St & 53rd Ave, Queens Amenities: BYOPicnics, BBQ pits, food trucks
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Event
Location
Aug 5 Wed
Jurassic Park Amenities: Food vendors and live music
McCarren Park
Jurassic Park McCarren Park Amenities: Food vendors and live music
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Event
Location
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Event
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Aug 10 Mon
Sunset Blvd. Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Sunset Blvd. Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Aug 11 Tue
Flight of the Navigator Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn
103rd St Community Garden
Flight of the Navigator 103rd St Community Garden Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn
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Event
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Event
Location
Aug 12 Wed
Dr. Seuss' The Lorax Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants, far too few Truffula Trees
Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South)
Dr. Seuss' The Lorax Pier 1 (in Riverside Park South) Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants, far too few Truffula Trees
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Event
Location
Aug 12 Wed
Audience Pick Amenities: Audience chooses the film
McCarren Park
Audience Pick McCarren Park Amenities: Audience chooses the film
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Event
Location
Aug 13 Thu
Fantastic Mr. Fox Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
72nd Track and Lawn in Riverside Park
Fantastic Mr. Fox 72nd Track and Lawn in Riverside Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, nearby restaurants
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Event
Location
Aug 13 Thu
Dr. Strangelove Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views
Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park
Dr. Strangelove Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views
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Event
Location
Aug 17 Mon
Vertigo Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Vertigo Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
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Event
Location
Aug 18 Tue
An American Tale Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn
Westervelt Community Garden, Staten Island
An American Tale Westervelt Community Garden, Staten Island Amenities: BYOPicnics, free popcorn
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Event
Location
Aug 19 Wed
Guardians of the Galaxy Amenities: BYOPicnics, BBQ pits, food trucks
Corona Park at 111th St & 53rd Ave, Queens
Guardians of the Galaxy Corona Park at 111th St & 53rd Ave, Queens Amenities: BYOPicnics, BBQ pits, food trucks
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Event
Location
Aug 20 Thu
Dazed and Confused Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views, stoners
Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park
Dazed and Confused Pier 1, Brooklyn Bridge Park Amenities: BYOPicnics, river/skyline views, stoners
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Event
Location
Aug 24 Mon
Roman Holiday Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Roman Holiday Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Aug 25 Tue
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial Amenities: BYOPicnics, Reese’s Pieces
Swindler Cove in Sherman Creek
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial Swindler Cove in Sherman Creek Amenities: BYOPicnics, Reese’s Pieces
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Event
Location
Aug 25 Tue
Ghostbusters Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service
The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC
Ghostbusters The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service
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Event
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Event
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Aug 31 Mon
Bonnie and Clyde Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Bonnie and Clyde Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Sep 7 Mon
12 Angry Men Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
12 Angry Men Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Sep 14 Mon
Pulp Fiction Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Pulp Fiction Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
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Event
Location
Sep 15 Tue
The Goonies Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service, Baby Ruths (hopefully)
The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC
The Goonies The Roosevelt Hotel, NYC Amenities: Themed cocktails, food service, Baby Ruths (hopefully)
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Event
Location
Sep 21 Mon
Raging Bull Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant
Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave
Raging Bull Patio Garden at Chelsea’s Death Ave Amenities: Adjacent to the High Line, hanging lanterns, heat lamps, blankets, retractable roof, and restaurant