Point Break Live!

The absurdist stage adaptation of the best movie ever is back in all its blood-soaked, bromantic glory. Expect harness-aided sky diving scenes, a spot-on Busey, and the chance to audition for the role of Johnny Utah, reading from cue cards all the way through in hopes of matching the "rawness" of Keanu's performance -- and not sucking so hard, they call in The Replacements.