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Every Outdoor Movie Playing in Portland This Summer

Updated On 06/08/2017 at 06:28PM EST Updated On 06/08/2017 at 06:28PM EST
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American Psycho | Lionsgate Films

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Jun 11 Sun

Forrest Gump We can’t wait for Forrest Gump 2, in which Forrest accidentally becomes president after accidentally watching our current Commander-In-Chief give away top secret nuclear codes to Russians while dining at the Times Square location of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Forrest Gump Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) We can’t wait for Forrest Gump 2, in which Forrest accidentally becomes president after accidentally watching our current Commander-In-Chief give away top secret nuclear codes to Russians while dining at the Times Square location of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

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Jun 14 Wed

The Seven Year Itch Enjoy the original in all its glory, because the plot (a man’s family goes on vacation; he stays home and oogles his neighbor, Marilyn Monroe) is too good to not get remade with a buffoon like Eugene Levy as the lead.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

The Seven Year Itch Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Enjoy the original in all its glory, because the plot (a man’s family goes on vacation; he stays home and oogles his neighbor, Marilyn Monroe) is too good to not get remade with a buffoon like Eugene Levy as the lead.

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Jun 18 Sun

American Psycho Do Cartopia a favor: do NOT feed your cat to their ATM machine. It malfunctions enough as it is.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

American Psycho Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Do Cartopia a favor: do NOT feed your cat to their ATM machine. It malfunctions enough as it is.

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Jun 21 Wed

Purple Rain Pix is fancy, but not too fancy to sell you a round of Purple Hooters to pour out in Prince’s memory. RIP, Purple One.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Purple Rain Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Pix is fancy, but not too fancy to sell you a round of Purple Hooters to pour out in Prince’s memory. RIP, Purple One.

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Jun 25 Sun

Fight Club Find your favorite Marla Singer-type on Tinder and snuggle up for this classic romcom about soap, split personalities, and anarchists living in a house on the verge of condemnation. Hits pretty close to home, doesn’t it?

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Fight Club Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Find your favorite Marla Singer-type on Tinder and snuggle up for this classic romcom about soap, split personalities, and anarchists living in a house on the verge of condemnation. Hits pretty close to home, doesn’t it?

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Jun 28 Wed

Robin Hood Men In Tights Let’s face it: you’d vote for a guy like Mel Brooks’ Robin Hood in this 1993 classic if he ran for mayor.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Robin Hood Men In Tights Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Let’s face it: you’d vote for a guy like Mel Brooks’ Robin Hood in this 1993 classic if he ran for mayor.

Inglourious Basterds | The Weinstein Company

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Jul 2 Sun

Kill Bill We love cosplay as much as the next person, but you better leave your big-ass sword at home for this one, bud.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Kill Bill Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) We love cosplay as much as the next person, but you better leave your big-ass sword at home for this one, bud.

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Jul 5 Wed

Kings of Pastry Kinda like Jiro Dreams of Sushi, only French, and therefore containing a lot more indignant screaming and funny over the top pronunciations of the word “croissant”.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Kings of Pastry Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Kinda like Jiro Dreams of Sushi, only French, and therefore containing a lot more indignant screaming and funny over the top pronunciations of the word “croissant”.

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Jul 6 Thu

Sing Who knew Wooderson would grow up to be a singing koala-turned-theater magnate?

Mccoy Park (N Trenton & Newman)

Sing Mccoy Park (N Trenton & Newman) Who knew Wooderson would grow up to be a singing koala-turned-theater magnate?

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Jul 7 Fri

Sing Watch enough episodes of Check It Out! With Dr. Steve Brule and the idea of him playing a singing sheep makes more sense than not.

Wilshire Park (Ne 33rd & Skidmore)

Sing Wilshire Park (Ne 33rd & Skidmore) Watch enough episodes of Check It Out! With Dr. Steve Brule and the idea of him playing a singing sheep makes more sense than not.

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Location

Jul 8 Sat

The Jungle Book (2016) Orangutans want that fire, man.

Kenilworth Park (Se 34th & Holgate)

The Jungle Book (2016) Kenilworth Park (Se 34th & Holgate) Orangutans want that fire, man.

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Jul 9 Sun

Pulp Fiction Congratulations! You’re now old enough to pretend you understand the plot of this movie AND drink a beer while doing so!

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Pulp Fiction Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Congratulations! You’re now old enough to pretend you understand the plot of this movie AND drink a beer while doing so!

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Jul 12 Wed

Bonnie and Clyde #relationshipgoals

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Bonnie and Clyde Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) #relationshipgoals

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Jul 13 Thu

A League of Their Own While we respect her work on The View, this 1992 film about a women’s baseball team in rural Wisconsin is without a doubt peak Rosie O”Donnell.

George Park (N Burr & Fessenden)

A League of Their Own George Park (N Burr & Fessenden) While we respect her work on The View, this 1992 film about a women’s baseball team in rural Wisconsin is without a doubt peak Rosie O”Donnell.

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Jul 14 Fri

The BFG Coming soon to an arthouse theater near no one: The BGG Live, featuring Romanian NBA star Gheorghe Mureșan.

George Park (N Burr & Fessenden)

The BFG George Park (N Burr & Fessenden) Coming soon to an arthouse theater near no one: The BGG Live, featuring Romanian NBA star Gheorghe Mureșan.

Date

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Location

Jul 16 Sun

El Libro de la Vida Diego Luna voices Manolo, a young man stuck between following his heart and doing what his family says. Had this been made 20 years prior, it likely would’ve been essential viewing in the Gen X slacker canon. Now it’s a kid movie. Go figure.

Overlook Park (N Fremont & Interstate)

El Libro de la Vida Overlook Park (N Fremont & Interstate) Diego Luna voices Manolo, a young man stuck between following his heart and doing what his family says. Had this been made 20 years prior, it likely would’ve been essential viewing in the Gen X slacker canon. Now it’s a kid movie. Go figure.

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Location

Jul 16 Sun

Inglourious Basterds Brad Pitt made punching Nazis look cool far before the internet did.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Inglourious Basterds Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Brad Pitt made punching Nazis look cool far before the internet did.

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Location

Jul 19 Wed

An American In Paris Thinking of leaving the country for Paris? Watch this and think again, because if Gene Kelly can’t find a job there, then you sure as hell can’t either.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

An American In Paris Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Thinking of leaving the country for Paris? Watch this and think again, because if Gene Kelly can’t find a job there, then you sure as hell can’t either.

Date

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Jul 21 Fri

La La Land Be sure to stash enough tequila in your Hydroflask to make all this singing and dancing tolerable!

Hamilton Park (Sw 45th & Hamilton)

La La Land Hamilton Park (Sw 45th & Hamilton) Be sure to stash enough tequila in your Hydroflask to make all this singing and dancing tolerable!

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Jul 21 Fri

Guardians of the Galaxy We’ll miss Chris Pratt’s affable “Andy Dwyer” days, but his transition into Hollywood hunk for this one is acceptable considering how it’s offset by several pages of wonderfully dumb one-liners.

Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill)

Guardians of the Galaxy Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill) We’ll miss Chris Pratt’s affable “Andy Dwyer” days, but his transition into Hollywood hunk for this one is acceptable considering how it’s offset by several pages of wonderfully dumb one-liners.

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Location

Jul 22 Sat

The Eagle Huntress Don’t go hunting eagles at home, kids.

Lovejoy Fountain Park (Sw 3rd & Harrison)

The Eagle Huntress Lovejoy Fountain Park (Sw 3rd & Harrison) Don’t go hunting eagles at home, kids.

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Jul 23 Sun

Django Unchained Not to be confused with the French folk guitarist Django Reinhardt, whose reanimated corpse has sort of been having a moment as Devendra Banhart.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Django Unchained Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Not to be confused with the French folk guitarist Django Reinhardt, whose reanimated corpse has sort of been having a moment as Devendra Banhart.

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Location

Jul 26 Wed

E.T. the Extra Terrestrial Would the existence of iPhones changed the course of this movie’s plot? I’m sure we’ll find out when Dreamworks funds a needless reboot some time in the next decade or so.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

E.T. the Extra Terrestrial Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Would the existence of iPhones changed the course of this movie’s plot? I’m sure we’ll find out when Dreamworks funds a needless reboot some time in the next decade or so.

Date

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Location

Jul 27 Thu

Hunt For the Wilderpeople The hunt’s over -- they’re all hula-hooping in Colonel Summers park every Monday night. Wait, those are wooks, not Wilderpeople. Nevermind.

Alberta Park (Ne 19th & Killingsworth)

Hunt For the Wilderpeople Alberta Park (Ne 19th & Killingsworth) The hunt’s over -- they’re all hula-hooping in Colonel Summers park every Monday night. Wait, those are wooks, not Wilderpeople. Nevermind.

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Jul 28 Fri

The Little Mermaid Finally! A massive screen open to children of all ages to finally debunk the NSFW myths of this aquatic-themed Disney classic!

Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill)

The Little Mermaid Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill) Finally! A massive screen open to children of all ages to finally debunk the NSFW myths of this aquatic-themed Disney classic!

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Location

Jul 28 Fri

Zootopia It’s like Serpico with animals, for kids. What could go wrong?

Knott Park (Ne 117th & Knott)

Zootopia Knott Park (Ne 117th & Knott) It’s like Serpico with animals, for kids. What could go wrong?

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Jul 29 Sat

Moana Mahalo, my chill dudes!

Warner Pacific College (Se 68th & Division)

Moana Warner Pacific College (Se 68th & Division) Mahalo, my chill dudes!

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Jul 30 Sun

Sing If you’ve ever wondered if Seth Macfarlane can switch of his insufferable Family Guy swagger, this is your golden ticket.

Earl Boyles Park (Se 112th & Boise)

Sing Earl Boyles Park (Se 112th & Boise) If you’ve ever wondered if Seth Macfarlane can switch of his insufferable Family Guy swagger, this is your golden ticket.

Date

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Jul 30 Sun

Reservoir Dogs If you’re the last person alive who hasn’t seen this early Tarantino classic, the scene in the diner where Steve Buscemi’s character gets school after claiming he doesn’t tip is a relatable enough reason alone to give it a watch.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Reservoir Dogs Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) If you’re the last person alive who hasn’t seen this early Tarantino classic, the scene in the diner where Steve Buscemi’s character gets school after claiming he doesn’t tip is a relatable enough reason alone to give it a watch.

fantastic beasts and where to find them | Warner Bros. Pictures

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Location

Aug 2 Wed

Fast Times at Ridgemont High Bonus points for whoever shows up to watch this at a fancy-ish wine bar like Pix and has a pizza Postmate-ed in the middle of the movie.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Bonus points for whoever shows up to watch this at a fancy-ish wine bar like Pix and has a pizza Postmate-ed in the middle of the movie.

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Aug 3 Thu

Dead Poets Society Warning: a young Ethan Hawke’s epic scene in this film will make you very insecure about the blanket you brought with you that night. Give this choice extra attention before leaving the house.

North Park Blocks (Nw Park & Everett)

Dead Poets Society North Park Blocks (Nw Park & Everett) Warning: a young Ethan Hawke’s epic scene in this film will make you very insecure about the blanket you brought with you that night. Give this choice extra attention before leaving the house.

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Location

Aug 3 Thu

The Awful Truth Keep your eyes peeled for the modern update, Ashley Madison 3: the Reckoning.

Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th)

The Awful Truth Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th) Keep your eyes peeled for the modern update, Ashley Madison 3: the Reckoning.

Date

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Location

Aug 4 Fri

The Lego Batman Movie All the joy of Legos and none of the agony of stepping on the damn things and having to pick them out of your feet!

Fernhill Park (Ne 37th & Ainsworth)

The Lego Batman Movie Fernhill Park (Ne 37th & Ainsworth) All the joy of Legos and none of the agony of stepping on the damn things and having to pick them out of your feet!

Date

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Location

Aug 4 Fri

Moana A movie about ancient Polynesia with no music by Jack Johnson? A miracle!

Village Square Parking Lot (Se 162nd & Stark)

Moana Village Square Parking Lot (Se 162nd & Stark) A movie about ancient Polynesia with no music by Jack Johnson? A miracle!

Date

Event

Location

Aug 4 Fri

La La Land Be sure to bring you “LA LA LAND WAS ROBBED” signs -- it’ll be a hoot!

Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill)

La La Land Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill) Be sure to bring you “LA LA LAND WAS ROBBED” signs -- it’ll be a hoot!

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Event

Location

Aug 5 Sat

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Any steampunk riff on X-Men that’s good enough to get Samuel L. Jackson on board is good enough for us!

Wilkes Park (Ne 154th & Beech)

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Wilkes Park (Ne 154th & Beech) Any steampunk riff on X-Men that’s good enough to get Samuel L. Jackson on board is good enough for us!

Date

Event

Location

Aug 6 Sun

Storks Amazon delivery drones make the conceit of this movie a little wonky, but suspension of disbelief and voiceover work by Andy Samberg does wonders in making this entertainment for even the most cynical of Techbros.

Sellwood Park (Se 7th & Bidwell)

Storks Sellwood Park (Se 7th & Bidwell) Amazon delivery drones make the conceit of this movie a little wonky, but suspension of disbelief and voiceover work by Andy Samberg does wonders in making this entertainment for even the most cynical of Techbros.

Date

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Location

Aug 6 Sun

Blade Runner If you’re too young to understand the argument between the cinematic and director’s cuts of this hallowed sci-fi classic, it’s time to get woke to the reality of our android future before the sequel hits theaters this October!

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Blade Runner Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) If you’re too young to understand the argument between the cinematic and director’s cuts of this hallowed sci-fi classic, it’s time to get woke to the reality of our android future before the sequel hits theaters this October!

Date

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Location

Aug 9 Wed

Boogie Nights Perhaps an enterprising chef will have a sausage special on deck for the evening?

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Boogie Nights Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Perhaps an enterprising chef will have a sausage special on deck for the evening?

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Event

Location

Aug 9 Wed

The Secret Life of Pets This is guaranteed to be much more interesting than your nanny cam footage of the family dog, but keep recording anyways. Bob Saget would love for you to send him all the footage you’ve got.

Wellington Park (Ne 66th & Mason)

The Secret Life of Pets Wellington Park (Ne 66th & Mason) This is guaranteed to be much more interesting than your nanny cam footage of the family dog, but keep recording anyways. Bob Saget would love for you to send him all the footage you’ve got.

Date

Event

Location

Aug 10 Thu

Beasts of the Southern Wild Anyone who claims to know what this movie was actually about is either a huckster or an unemployable film student (or both)... but damn was it beautiful!

Woodlawn Park (Ne 13th & Dekum)

Beasts of the Southern Wild Woodlawn Park (Ne 13th & Dekum) Anyone who claims to know what this movie was actually about is either a huckster or an unemployable film student (or both)... but damn was it beautiful!

Date

Event

Location

Aug 10 Thu

Shaft He’s one bad dude.

Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th)

Shaft Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th) He’s one bad dude.

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Event

Location

Aug 11 Fri

Hidden Figures RIP NASA.

Denorval Unthank Park (N Kerby & Shaver)

Hidden Figures Denorval Unthank Park (N Kerby & Shaver) RIP NASA.

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Aug 11 Fri

Wayne’s World Be sure to check out Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon before re-watching this classic SNL port -- you’ll never look at Alice Cooper the same way again.

Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill)

Wayne’s World Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill) Be sure to check out Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon before re-watching this classic SNL port -- you’ll never look at Alice Cooper the same way again.

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Aug 12 Sat

Kubo & the Two Strings Nashville hesher-punk duo Jeff the Brotherhood work all kinds of magic with just three strings, so this is definitely worth a watch.

King School Park (Ne 6th & Humboldt)

Kubo & the Two Strings King School Park (Ne 6th & Humboldt) Nashville hesher-punk duo Jeff the Brotherhood work all kinds of magic with just three strings, so this is definitely worth a watch.

Date

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Aug 13 Sun

The Eagle Huntress Do not try this at home!

Glenfair Park (Ne 154th & Davis)

The Eagle Huntress Glenfair Park (Ne 154th & Davis) Do not try this at home!

Date

Event

Location

Aug 13 Sun

Scarface Wait, that poster all your ex-boyfriends had in their dorm rooms was based on a movie? Trippy!

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Scarface Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Wait, that poster all your ex-boyfriends had in their dorm rooms was based on a movie? Trippy!

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Location

Aug 16 Wed

Singing in the Rain So, every day in Portland for 9 months straight? Fun!

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Singing in the Rain Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) So, every day in Portland for 9 months straight? Fun!

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Event

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Aug 17 Thu

Raiders of the Lost Ark As if we needed another reason to rejoice in seeing “Raiders” and “Lost” in the same sentence! Good luck in Vegas.

Oregon Park (Ne 30th & Oregon)

Raiders of the Lost Ark Oregon Park (Ne 30th & Oregon) As if we needed another reason to rejoice in seeing “Raiders” and “Lost” in the same sentence! Good luck in Vegas.

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Event

Location

Aug 17 Thu

Army of Darkness This is B-grade campy horror at its finest, friends. Only a sucker would miss the chance to see this on the roof of a fancy-ass hotel in a fancy-ass neighborhood.

Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th)

Army of Darkness Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th) This is B-grade campy horror at its finest, friends. Only a sucker would miss the chance to see this on the roof of a fancy-ass hotel in a fancy-ass neighborhood.

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Aug 18 Fri

Willow Remember when Val Kilmer was normal? Neither do we. But he sure did try, didn’t he?

Dawson Park (N Stanton & Williams)

Willow Dawson Park (N Stanton & Williams) Remember when Val Kilmer was normal? Neither do we. But he sure did try, didn’t he?

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Event

Location

Aug 18 Fri

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them This is not a Pokemon Go workshop. Why are you still playing that game?

Harney Park (Se 67th & Harney)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Harney Park (Se 67th & Harney) This is not a Pokemon Go workshop. Why are you still playing that game?

Date

Event

Location

Aug 18 Fri

Forrest Gump Life in Portland is like a bof of Moonstruck Chocolates: fancy, expensive, and too cute for anyone’s own good.

Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill)

Forrest Gump Pioneer Courthouse Square (Sw Broadway & Yamhill) Life in Portland is like a bof of Moonstruck Chocolates: fancy, expensive, and too cute for anyone’s own good.

Date

Event

Location

Aug 19 Sat

Moana Third time’s a charm, eh?

Glenhaven Park (Ne 82nd & Siskiyou)

Moana Glenhaven Park (Ne 82nd & Siskiyou) Third time’s a charm, eh?

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Aug 20 Sun

Raising Arizona He’s far too psychotic to ever work with the Coen Brothers again, which is a shame because they did a serviceable job of fooling us into thinking that Nicolas Cage may actually be a pretty chill dude.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Raising Arizona Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) He’s far too psychotic to ever work with the Coen Brothers again, which is a shame because they did a serviceable job of fooling us into thinking that Nicolas Cage may actually be a pretty chill dude.

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Aug 23 Wed

Ghostbusters (1984) What’s more baffling: the idea that the original was far too highbrow to reboot with an all-female cast, or the name of this park?

K’unamokwst Park (Ne 52nd & Alberta)

Ghostbusters (1984) K’unamokwst Park (Ne 52nd & Alberta) What’s more baffling: the idea that the original was far too highbrow to reboot with an all-female cast, or the name of this park?

Date

Event

Location

Aug 23 Wed

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring This would be better in a park if you’re trying to get a hardy LARP sesh in beforehand, but Pix has mead on their menu every now and then, so this will do.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) This would be better in a park if you’re trying to get a hardy LARP sesh in beforehand, but Pix has mead on their menu every now and then, so this will do.

Date

Event

Location

Aug 24 Thu

Fantastic Mr. Fox Wes Anderson + Roald Dahl = twee hipster dad overload!

Elizabeth Caruthers Park (Sw Gaines & Moody)

Fantastic Mr. Fox Elizabeth Caruthers Park (Sw Gaines & Moody) Wes Anderson + Roald Dahl = twee hipster dad overload!

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Event

Location

Aug 24 Thu

This Is Spinal Tap Try as they may, the Darkness is still a poor surrogate for Spinal Tap. You have to actually be cool first, then you get the hilarious documentary. Sorry dudes.

Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th)

This Is Spinal Tap Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th) Try as they may, the Darkness is still a poor surrogate for Spinal Tap. You have to actually be cool first, then you get the hilarious documentary. Sorry dudes.

Date

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Aug 25 Fri

Trolls (2016) This is NOT a real life meetup for jackasses who cause trouble in Internet comments sections, but they may show up anyways. Plan accordingly.

Laurelhurst Park (Se 39th & Stark)

Trolls (2016) Laurelhurst Park (Se 39th & Stark) This is NOT a real life meetup for jackasses who cause trouble in Internet comments sections, but they may show up anyways. Plan accordingly.

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Event

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Aug 26 Sat

O Brother, Where Art Thou? This Coen Brothers southern-fried send up of The Odyssey only gets better with age.

Sewallcrest Park (31st & Market)

O Brother, Where Art Thou? Sewallcrest Park (31st & Market) This Coen Brothers southern-fried send up of The Odyssey only gets better with age.

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Aug 27 Sun

Kubo and the Two Strings This would’ve been an excellent opportunity for McDonald’s to bring back the legendary szechuan McNuggets sauce they rolled out for Mulan. They’ll probably re-release the McRib again for the millionth time instead. Si

April Hill Park (Sw 58th & Miles)

Kubo and the Two Strings April Hill Park (Sw 58th & Miles) This would’ve been an excellent opportunity for McDonald’s to bring back the legendary szechuan McNuggets sauce they rolled out for Mulan. They’ll probably re-release the McRib again for the millionth time instead. Si

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Event

Location

Aug 27 Sun

Ghostbusters (1984) I ain’t afraid of no ghosts, but I am really afraid of this wonderful cat pod finally getting sold off to developers. Stand tall, Chicken & Guns! We need you!

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Ghostbusters (1984) Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) I ain’t afraid of no ghosts, but I am really afraid of this wonderful cat pod finally getting sold off to developers. Stand tall, Chicken & Guns! We need you!

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Event

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Aug 30 Wed

Fargo Oldsmobiles and wood chippers, dontcha know?

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Fargo Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Oldsmobiles and wood chippers, dontcha know?

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Location

Aug 31 Thu

Spring Breakers James Franco’s awesomely bad unofficial interpretation of From G’s to Gents hero Riff Riff is a career-making performance in our opinion, but the tenor of most Harmony Korine films is a bit too left-of-center for your average Riff Raff fan to really know or care about what’s happening on screen. It’s a shame, really, because a more real depiction of Florida has yet to see the light of day.

Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th)

Spring Breakers Hotel Deluxe (729 Sw 15th) James Franco’s awesomely bad unofficial interpretation of From G’s to Gents hero Riff Riff is a career-making performance in our opinion, but the tenor of most Harmony Korine films is a bit too left-of-center for your average Riff Raff fan to really know or care about what’s happening on screen. It’s a shame, really, because a more real depiction of Florida has yet to see the light of day.

Beetlejuice | Warner Bros.

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Sep 1 Fri

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story And thus began the Disney Corporation’s off-canon exploits into the Star Wars universe. There will be many more, but at least this one was of above-average watchability.

Mt. Scott Park (Se 74th & Reedway)

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Mt. Scott Park (Se 74th & Reedway) And thus began the Disney Corporation’s off-canon exploits into the Star Wars universe. There will be many more, but at least this one was of above-average watchability.

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Sep 2 Sat

Beauty and the Beast (2017) Everyone knows when someone calls a couple “cute” it’s the Beauty and the Beast dynamic they’re actually referring to.

Montavilla Park (Ne 83rd & Glisan)

Beauty and the Beast (2017) Montavilla Park (Ne 83rd & Glisan) Everyone knows when someone calls a couple “cute” it’s the Beauty and the Beast dynamic they’re actually referring to.

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Event

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Sep 3 Sun

Beetlejuice Remember when Alec Baldwin was a normal guy who wasn’t typecast as a tyrannical office overlord?

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Beetlejuice Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Remember when Alec Baldwin was a normal guy who wasn’t typecast as a tyrannical office overlord?

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Event

Location

Sep 6 Wed

Mystic River Boston accents, Sean Penn crying, and enough fancy wine to make all of that tolerable!

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Mystic River Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Boston accents, Sean Penn crying, and enough fancy wine to make all of that tolerable!

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Event

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Sep 8 Fri

La La Land Please refrain from tap dancing and smoking “jazz cigarettes” on the life-size chessboard.

Director Park (Sw Park & Taylor)

La La Land Director Park (Sw Park & Taylor) Please refrain from tap dancing and smoking “jazz cigarettes” on the life-size chessboard.

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Sep 10 Sun

Terminator Get to the chopper! Wait, wrong Arnold movie.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Terminator Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Get to the chopper! Wait, wrong Arnold movie.

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Sep 13 Wed

Bottle Rocket Ah yes, the simpler times when Wes Anderson didn’t spend 5 years laboring over set design and perfect montage music. A true classic.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Bottle Rocket Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Ah yes, the simpler times when Wes Anderson didn’t spend 5 years laboring over set design and perfect montage music. A true classic.

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Sep 17 Sun

Slingblade Looking for french fried taters? You’re in luck! Potato Champion has ya covered!

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Slingblade Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Looking for french fried taters? You’re in luck! Potato Champion has ya covered!

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Sep 20 Wed

The Blob Nope, still not a documentary about Rush Limbaugh. Soon, my friends.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

The Blob Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) Nope, still not a documentary about Rush Limbaugh. Soon, my friends.

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Sep 24 Sun

Amelíe How do you say “manic pixie dream girl” in French?

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Amelíe Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) How do you say “manic pixie dream girl” in French?

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Sep 27 Wed

Blazing Saddles This would still be happening in the high desert of Eastern Oregon if it weren’t for Mel Brooks or the internet.

Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside)

Blazing Saddles Pix Patisserie/Bar Vivant (2225 E Burnside) This would still be happening in the high desert of Eastern Oregon if it weren’t for Mel Brooks or the internet.

Edward Scissorhands | 20th Century Fox

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Oct 1 Sun

Hellraiser Show up dressed as a Cenobite, then head to the Lovecraft afterwards for a relatively normal evening of paranormal-posi bar antics.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Hellraiser Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Show up dressed as a Cenobite, then head to the Lovecraft afterwards for a relatively normal evening of paranormal-posi bar antics.

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Oct 8 Sun

Edward Scissorhands Stay tuned for Edward Fidget Spinnerhands, coming to a screen near you in summer of 2018.

Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE)

Edward Scissorhands Cartopia (SE 12TH & HAWTHORNE) Stay tuned for Edward Fidget Spinnerhands, coming to a screen near you in summer of 2018.