Two-Day Smoking Party

Only a madman smokes outside in winter. Attend this rollout of Camel's No. 9 cigarettes, and you'll get 3hrs of open bar, plus the chance to puff away in the warm indoors (but consider bringing your own pack, as No. 9s are marketed towards women). Capacity's extremely limited, so RSVP immediately -- or as soon as your dialing finger unthaws from your last smoke break.