Carrying a purse poses myriad problems: they're unnavigable black holes of junk, they unapologetically whore themselves to fashion, they're for women... Get a bag fit for a man, from Malcolm Fontier. The brand-new Malcolm takes messenger bags to the next level by merging superior organizational/spacial capacity, unique, durable materials, and sharp, urban looks (or, what you get when you have loud cellphone convos about St. Bart's on the bus). Available in both white and chocolate-tan, the sacs range from the streamlined Entertainer to the cavernous Agent, with all offering a serious helping of features: from built-in neoprene laptop sleeves, to interior/exterior/cover-flap pockets that'll swallow everything from iPhones to magazines to magazines about iPhones. The beefed-up construction relies mainly on suppler-than-it-sounds polyurethane-coated canvas; accent touches look and feel like leather, but are actually also polyurethane -- which now joins the ranks of substitutes that worked out (Splenda), as opposed to those that make your anus leak (Olean)
Malcolm also offers a line of similarly thoughtful accessories, like ultra-slim wallets w/ elastic loops to hold your cards tight, and toiletry cases rocking multiple interior pockets, because "sex paraphernalia and nail clippers weren't meant to mingle" -- and your Old Spice was never meant to touch your tube of Strawberry-Kiwi Lip Smackers.
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