This Film Is Not Yet Rated

Released on disc yesterday, this almost-straight-to-DVD documentary is mandatory for any aspiring screenwriter agonizing over the viability of a "scrotum scene". The filmmakers went deep undercover in darkest Encino to expose the previously anonymous ratings board members for who they really are: prudish yuppie moms who desperately need to unwind with a 2-minute shot of wooly sack.