Unfortunately not what Carrie's bf from Sex and the City says while hitting the backboard during a layup, Burger Tap's a cozy spot with a simple-but-perfect menu of beefwiches (made from a custom blend of brisket, chuck, and short rib), a metallic beer wall with 25 drafts, and custom wallpaper with multi-colored words like "peerless" and "epicurean", because a good burger's philosophy should always include a little Greece.
Your four choices are
Tashard and three of his brothers who played juco ball the Classic w/ American and house spread, the fried jalapeno/ Jack/ chipotle BBQ-sauced Southwestern, the Truffle (Gruyere, garlic aioli, truffle glaze, crispy onions), and the Asian slaw-topped Sesame, which should prove very popular in the Street community.
Beer's split into categories including pale ales like Bridgeport and Terrapin Rye, ambers (Bell's, Palm, Newcastle), fruit/wheats (Allagash White, Ace Pear), and IPAs such as Heavy Seas Loose Cannon, Stone India, and Victory HopDevil, which’s what schoolgirls say when explaining to Satan what to do immediately following a Double Dutch victory.
Beyond burgers there's grilled cheese w/ American & Jack, hand-cut sweet potato fries w/ chipotle aioli, and a Coke float with a double scoop of vanilla ice cream "for those who crave a sweet finish", which is what Carrie hoped for each time she saw her man suit up at the Rucker.