Secret science will choose tonight's dinner

Put together by "a collective of neuroscientists, artists, computer scientists, astrophysicists, business leaders, tech industry veterans", and a bunch of other dudes who clearly know how to party, Nara.me is an algorithm-powered figure-outer of everything you subconsciously want to eat -- it crunches bits of info about you, then smartly presents recommendations on where to create a much fatter version of that person.How you work it: Click "Ready", shake off the resulting mental image of a shirtless Trey Songz, and get to a screen with six types of restos, from "formal", to "intimate", to "hipster", you dirty hipster. After that, pick cuisines you dig, how you'd spend a day off (beach, "with nature"…), and punch in two restaurants you enjoy in any city they cover.Then, lo and behold, using a "neural network and deep web analysis" that they will never reveal even if Sayid from Lost tortures them despite being a good dude at heart, it somehow tells you where you'd love to eat -- maybe Bone Garden for casual + Mexican, and, if you liked hipster + formal + Japanese, Miso Izakaya -- where you should get down to partying with astrophysicists, business leaders, tech industry veterans, or maybe just your ever-shirtless buddy Trey Songz.