Hot Dang

From a Texas Culinary Academy chef, this just-into-Whole-Foods product is a whole-grain, hand-pressed, meatless patty of wild and brown rice, pearled barley, rolled oats, cashews, eggs, and mustard -- a healthy, soy-free herbivore option with a satisfying crunchiness, making typical veggie-patties' sponge-like texture as forgotten as...Sponge?