The Whataburger Guy!

Local marketing gurus McGarrah Jessee have created an ode to the drawlin' voice of Whataburger: a Facebook-embedded soundboard playing verbal honey-butter biscuits like "It's always Burgertime", "Don't forget about those fries... they've got feelings too", and the immortal "You're not the guy who showed up late, you're the guy who brought breakfast! And everybody likes that guy".