Food & Drink

Your Mom's New Menu

The venerable E. Cesar Chavez patty-stuffers just rolled out a new menu featuring fatteners like the Robert De Niro burger (1/2lber filled with Ital sausage, marinara, goat cheese, Parm, fresh spinach), the Foghorn Leghorn (deep-fried chicken breast, spicy BBQ sauce, bacon, cheddar), and a 1/4lb spicy-BBQ-sauced Black Angus hot dog topped with Mom's Mackin' Cheese, wrapped in bacon, and called the Snoop Dogg, whose own unwrapped hot dog led to the hit show Snoop Dogg's Father Hood.