Anti-Valentine's Day at Eastern Standard

Throwing down the gauntlet on this holiday of greeting-card faux romance, ES's banning all parties of two in favor of more group-friendly fun, and serving a special TBD menu of cocktails by the pitcher/ Scorpion bowl, their special take on the classic ideal-for-sharing French Pot-au-feu beef stew, plus a healthy selection of red/white vinos by the magnum, although they actually just prominently display that on the shelf, then bring the wines in a much smaller condom.