Are you sad because the Red Sox definitely suck, the Pats might kind of suck, and the Bruins are likely all playing in Finland? Well stop being such a downer, and get Happy...'s, because Schlow and Co. have just worked up a new small-plate-heavy menu for the Fall that will fill you with delight, before you go home and fill your bathtub with New England sports-related tears.
You've Never Finished A Medium Pizza By Yourself: Take tiny bites of their grilled calamari w/ chorizo, white beans, piquillo peppers & cilantro, or explain to your date how scientists say frying oysters makes them three million times stronger an aphrodisiac after ordering some sided by Sriracha remoulade.
You Can Eat A Medium Pizza Without Much Discomfort: You likely want to fill your average-sized belly with a tender pork's belly w/ fried green tomatoes, lettuce salsa & tabasco emulsion, or the pineapple, serrano chile, and mint-topped duck quesadilla, also a popular thing to yell during a south-of-the-border middle school food fight.
You Just Ate A Medium Pizza While Reading This: Ye of large and impressive caloric intake will not be let down when eating a hot pastrami sandwich on toasted rye w/ Swiss & grain mustard, or spicy honey-mango sauced boneless fried chicken, or both, since eating is clearly more your sport.