Where Would Grant Achatz Eat?

People say you can't trust a skinny chef, which is just baseless pseudoscience according to phrenologists. At least you can trust a great chef, and that's exactly who's on Chefs Feed.

Just launched by an SF duo who naturally selected Chi as one of their inaugural markets, CF has corralled Michelin-starred, Beard-winning industry heavyweights and gotten them to wax poetic on their five fave dishes in the city, which you can throw onto an itinerary using the app, then rate and check 'em off once they've been ingested, which results in your phone making passive-aggressive comments about how much you've been eating recently a congratulatory ding.

The initial local roster of 26 kitchen commanders includes names like Alinea's Grant Achatz (who loves the creme fraiche, bacon 'n chive 'za at Great Lakes Pizza), Mindy Segal of Hot Chocolate (a fan of Publican's roasted farm chicken), and Urban Belly's Bill Kim, who touts the pasteles at La Bomba, though eat too many and even heartfelt ballads won't help you get a date with Donna.

For those who demand immediate gratification, you can also geolocate the dishes closest to you via the "Feed Me Now" function, after which the most telling bumps on your body won't be found on your head.