Our Top Ten will beat the AP's any day of the week, even if it's a weird Wednesday night game

This August's Top Ten stories were more feverishly hot than Kate Upton that time she was so delirious with Avian flu she started teaching people how to Doogie, which basically involves wearing a stethoscope and being precocious. Go ahead and check out this lineup to find everything from trucks founded on meatopian principles, to Dallas' most organic drive-thru.