While tacos don't yet grow on trees (thanks for the persimmons, God), they are finally being delivered by motorcycles, thanks to Moto Taco, a collab between Hacienda on Henderson and two guys who were sick of "crappy drive-thru and cold, expensive, and late delivery", which prenatal specialists say can cause emotional problems. Right now they're concentrating on breakfast and lunch, so...here are the deets:
Tacos: In addition to traditional breakfast numbers (egg & cheese w/ bacon or chorizo), they're creating new fusions like the Fili Pollo (w/ Filipino tomato-based stew) and Fili Dobo (that stew, plus pork braised in soy/vinegar) to go alongside classics including carnitas, brisket, and the El Puro: black beans 'n cheese "rolled up like a fine cigar" (Clinton eats these in the Maca-nude-o).
Motos: For now they've got three bikes: a 1999 sidecar-equipped Ural built to withstand Muscovite winters, an '04 Triumph Bonneville that a local BMW dealer's about to add a sidecar to, and a 113hp Triumph Tiger 1050, marking the first Tiger triumph since 2008 at Torrey Pines. Or that one time he got laid.
They'll take special orders and catering requests, and'll drop off tamales from La Popular if you place your order before noon -- if you aren't awake in time for that, clearly you spent more than nine months in the womb.