Instead of wasting your time deciding which team you hate less, bone up on these super-easy game-day snacks, all guaranteed to make you completely unable to Justin Tuck in your shirt.
The Border Dog Rodolfo Cardoso, Taco Ocho The Richardson taco-toque's devised the ultimate in hands-eating fusion: a tortilla stuffed with Mexican cheese, sauerkraut, mayo, and a beef frank, but not a beef with Frank Reich, because if you're still holding a grudge from XXVII, you're over the line. It's not a taco, or a hot dog, it's a hotaco. Here's how you make 'em.
Four-Cheese Bacon-Stuffed Jalapenos Tiffany Derry, Private | Social Ms. Derry combines the four elements of football umami (spicy, fried, bacon-y, cheesy) in a package even more pop-able than Wes Welker's when you've got your towel twisted just right and he's totally not expecting it because he's all giddy after catching 14 passes for 103 yards.