Almost more grilled cheese than your mouth can handle

A refurbished GMC Step Van now hitting the streets of the People's Republic after an interminable delay, Louise dishes seven grilled cheese concoctions (on The Med's sourdough, wheat, or rye) like the Gruyere/onions We Be Hammin', the pickles/ caramelized onions Here's the (Roast) Beef, and the apples/ arugula The Brie's Knees, which should be safe, because he plays for the Saints.