The food at most strip clubs in Colorado just plain sucks, which's ironic, considering they really aren't supposed to do that. Why not get some way better food with your ladies for the price of just a couple small articles of clothing, at Twin Peaks?
Lakewood's getting the first CO outpost of Twin Peaks, Texas's hugely successful breastaurant chain that combines hearty pub food, an “authentic mountain lodge feel” (wood skis and canoes on the walls), and "All American girl" servers dressed as skimpy “lumberjills”, proving Monty Python's assertion that they really do put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. Apps are called "Teasers" cause of, you know, the whole sex thing, though their contents will help ensure you never have it again, from crispy mini tacos with beef/chipotle crema/cheddar, to BBQ pulled pork nachos, to a fried pickle and jalapeno basket, to all kinds of wings and jalapeno cheese brats. And as for dinner plates,
if you can't really tell, they're not actually strippers, dude there's a chicken-fried steak with jalapeno cream gravy, a poblano chipotle burger, blackened fish tacos with pico/ranch mayo, and Homestyle Meatloaf served with mac 'n cheese & sauteed veggies.
And of course they've got beers. Specifically, 23 of 'em (with locals like Boulder's Single Track Copper Ale and Breck's Avalanche) all served from a Blizzard Beer system that ensures each one is poured out at an ice-cold 29 degrees, though just like at a strip club, it's up to the girls to determine whether or not you get head.