Hamptons Crawfish Boil

Tickets are now on sale for this beastly NOLA-style feast on the beach, which'll consist of traditionally spiced-up veggies, sausages, and approximately 3lbs-per-head of craws flown in fresh from N'awlins, plus all-you-can-consume beer, wine, and hurricanes, though it can be hard to stomach that much of a team that can't even make the playoffs in the NHL.