Maui and Sons

This kitschy tiki-themed barstaurant next to The Egyptian's got a thatched roof, totem poles, and a communal table that's also a surfboard. Drinkwise, they've got 20+ beers on tap, classic cocktails like the Scorpion and the Hurricane, and a vittles menu featuring hilariously named goodness like Ye Old Fried Calamari w/ fisherman's cocktail sauce, "The Hollywood Bowl" (w/ panko crusted chicken breast, steamed rice, avocado, & teriyaki), and garlic and herb pepperjack cheese fries w/ "woo tang" sauce, although it's not like you need help romancing bland orange-flavored drinks originally used by the space program.