Instant Chili!

Whitson's just-launched "Moist Chili Seasoning" is a jar of pre-cooked sauce with a proprietary blend of...chilies and seasonings, leaving you to simply pour over browned meat and eat. Other ingenious products include "Sweet Hots" (jalapeno-infused pickles), "Bee Stings" (jalapeno honey mustard dressing) and "Candied Heat" -- sweetened jalapenos, not the Caged Heat spoof starring John Candy as a lusty inmate who don't take hassling from no guards, especially the one played by Eugene Levy.