Because nothing is hotter than spring break, Coconuts is
primed to make a comeback and topple F.Y.E. as the place to get CD's for $23.99 making sure every day in Vegas can feel like one, loading surfboards on their bamboo walls, filling the spot with pinatas, lifeguard chairs & fake palm trees, and filling their bikini-clad servers' Super Soakers with booze, thankfully numbing the pain when they shoot down your advances.
Go ahead and funnel a few beers before attacking the over-100-strong cocktail list, which includes 20 margaritas (one of which is called the Butt Monkey, so...that's cool), a dozen mojitos, girly martinis & somewhat-less-girly tequinis, and boozy X-Rated Shakes, no longer just a sub-genre for epileptic fetishists. Because this place clearly is all about subtlety, Tex-Mex gets doled out in the form of signature four-foot burritos, handmade tamales, tequila-marinated rotisserie chickens, and Chili Verde Colorado pork shoulders; they also remind you to "Say No To Drugs. Say Yes To Tacos", which is great advice unless the dude you buy drugs from is named Taco
They're even spicing up the party with sweet 4-8p Happy Hour specials, from 1/2-priced apps, to a gratis buffet, to $7 pitchers of beer and sangria, exactly what anyone who's hot will need before letting you break their springs.