Food & Drink

Banana With 'Tude

Just what the hell is going on here? For a mere £2,500, this decorative Cavendish will be handcrafted to add the advertised "attitude" with a "fairly expensive black, blue, or red ballpoint pen", then shipped to you in a "tough box" (for an extra £3). Apparently, when you're done, you can also feel free to "sell the fruit wrapper", despite the fact that you've already slipped up pretty badly on it.