The Real Man Pizza Company

Hailing from the Isle of Man, this simply furnished joint adds a provincial twist to their toppings with the Manx Chocolate, the Manx Queenies (prawns/ onion/ olives & mozz), and the chilli/ tomato/ mozz SnaeFell Diablo, the "hottest pizza in the British Isles". There's also booze honouring the UK's more remote locales, including the beer/wine hybrid East Anglian Curious Brew Brut, the whiskey-esque "Manx Spirit", and Shetland Isles Vodka -- pony up for it, and you'll still piss like a racehorse.