Salt Made From Human Tears

New from Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, these seasoning bottles are harvested from "the freshest human tears" (okay, actually Angelsey sea salt), produced by the likes of "sneezing" (flavoured with pepper), "chopping onions" (flavoured with...well, onions), and the tastiest of emotions, "anger" (smoked).

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