Insanely exotic food in Fitzrovia

For a truly unforgettable date, head to this sumptuously decorated fine diner, whose romance-vibing giant peacock feathers, velvet cushions, and Buddha statues are almost as exotic as its menu. Feast on seared crocodile fillet in vine leaves w/ plum dipping sauce, or perhaps Nepalese spiced zebra roulade w/ mango & raspberry chutney, which can be sided by the Love Bug Salad: greens with garlic- & chilli-fried crickets and locusts, which, if you're an ancient Egyptian, will be served by the staff.