The strongest coffee you'll ever drink

It's impossible to count all the wonderful things that science has delivered to man, unless that man is Bill Nye, in which case, it's actually $124 in monthly residuals. Now another Science Guy is making your mornings sweeter, with Black Blood of The Earth.The genius invention of a UC Berkeley-working physicist who has both disarmed a nuclear weapon and, even crazier, bartended in Antarctica, BBOtE's a coffee concoction with 40x the caffeine of a normal cup, achieved via cold-vacuum-extraction, which might also be a good call for your living room carpet. Bottles're available in limited quantities of four sizes (ranging from 375ml to 4L) in a slew of different varieties, including a dark roast from Sumatra, mediums from Kenya, Ethiopia, and Kona, and a mild roast from Panama, which is great to drink when you're in a Van while it's Halen. If that's not enough, he also just added a roast made using the most highly caffeinated bean in the world, which is called Death Wish -- so potent it can give even an old fat man the pep to kill hundreds of gang members. Each bottle comes with a how-to-drink guide w/ instructions on making lattes, Americanos, etc., and if you don't want to pay shipping, you can pick up from a dealer in LA who kind of resembles your favorite morning science guy, though he'd probably De-Nye it.