Look at all this stuff you could be eating

Stop attending Wheat Toast Tuesday and other boring, only-in-your-kitchen food nights and hit Comme Ca tonight (and every Tuesday henceforth) for an exclusive night o' burgers, where they've added five other exotic choices to their famous signature patty, and paired them with a special list of rare wines on the cheap called "Cellar Finds", also a PBS show about people whose basement full of kidnapped children is worth way more than they ever expected!

Choice picks from the list include the Swiss Melt (Angus beef, Gruyere, mushrooms, crispy onion strings), the Lamb Merguez (lamb sausage, roasted peppers, caramelized onions on ciabatta with harissa aioli), and the Breakfast Burger with house-made pork sausage, a sunny-side up egg, and white gravy on an English muffin, aka everyone in England except Jason Statham and probably Margaret Thatcher.

Because a photo is worth a thousand words, and we get mad tired after two hundred, spend the next eleventy minutes checking out our video and slideshow of sexy burgers -- making those meat discs the only thing other than weirdly expensive kids currently under your stairs.