Because everyone knows that strictly celebrating Cinco de Mayo today is for amateurs and direct descendants of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguán, you should spend the entire month reliving yet another bad beat by the French military with this Thrillist-only, better-take-a-cab lunch special starting tomorrow at Casa Vega that includes three of their signature margaritas plus three great dishes for $40, a savings of nearly 30%, which is exactly how much effort the French military said they were willing to give at the Battle of Puebla. What you'll get: Booze: Three full margs, including a classic concoction, one enhanced with cranberry juice, and yet another with Patron Silver, agave nectar, and blood orange juice that's sparkling, although after three margaritas, isn't everything? Taquitos con Guacamole: The avocado dip, plus a mondo serving of the crispy beef-filled tubes and a side of sour cream, which's only upset because it gets less attention than Purple Rain. Tres Tacos Chicos: Three small tacos w/ your choice of chicken, carne asada, or "al pasto", which is either missing an "r", or... no, it's definitely missing an "r". Mexican Pizza: A crispy tortilla loaded w/ refried beans, jack & cheddar, olives, and ground beef, because really -- what fight can't be settled over pizza? What's that? OK fine, other than the Battle of Puebla?