Meat Week

Part of a global effort to ruin your fitness goals, this eight-day celebration takes you on a tour of seven reputable 'cue houses like D.B.A., Community Q, Maddy's, and Fox Brothers before wrapping up at an event put on by gracious homeowning participants who've dubbed their sendoff the "Galasso House of Wayward Carnivores", and who'll remind you that those who live in such houses should never throw bones.