The burger stalwarts break out the bacon

Yes, Pincho Factory has been hellbent on countering your quinoa intake with bacon dogs and frighteningly awesome burgers for two years now, but you had to wait until noon to do the damage. Well that's all over, because they just fired up a murderously innovative, 11-3p Sunday brunch. Brace yourself for

Zero out of 5000 doctors recommend this cheddar, gorgonzola, and tomato omelet cradled in a boat of 12, count 'em 12, strips of bacon

The French toast is soaked in a homemade custard spiked with their banana bread beer reduction before being smothered in caramelized bananas and maple syrup

Do you freak people out whenever you hurl your face at a fritanga burger for breakfast? Get the ingredients without the glares via scrambled eggs, steak, crema, and deep-fried cheese chunks on Nicaraguan-style corn tortillas, plus cilantro mayo-slathered tostones

And now you can have your cake and eat it too, in pancake form, thanks to red velvet flapjacks topped with a minty cream cheese frosting, plus a side of multi-colored potatoes.