BGR Burger Joint

BGR's just opened a 38-seat spot in the 'burbs that'll house signature beefiness like the appropriately named Cuban (pork/ham/Swiss), the pineapple, ginger, teriyaki & mojo sauce Ahi Tuna, plus the infamous nine-pounder that's totally free if you finish it, and comes standard with a bottle of Maalox, even though getting your digestive system back in order will take way more than a moment.