Burgers, Beers & Boobs

What does extensive scientific research indicate is the main thing lacking from calendars full of pinup babes in skimpy clothing? Cheeseburgers. Which is why the Burger Beast has released a 2013 month-by-monther that features chicks in corsets posing with a patty from one of a dozen local joints -- and the whole, classy release'll be celebrated at Latin House Burger & Taco Bar on Tuesday with the girls themselves, plus all sorts of free beer if you buy one. Calendar, not girl.