Don does patties in South Miami

After you win 347 games, three Super Bowls, and get a freeway named after you, there's only one logical thing left to do: invest all your money in vintage Teddy Ruxpins. Also, open a burger joint. Yep, Shula Burger has arrived to offer specialty meat-mounds like The Don (burger stacked with a hot dog) and The House of Blue with the exact color cheese you think and red onion jam.