Food & Drink

You'll eat here, you'll play here, you may never leave here

Some of the best things in life migrate south, like geese, or LeBron James, or actually geese don't qualify, as they're completely boring when you think about it. One that definitely holds up: Tampa's island-themed party bar, Whiskey Joe's, which just took over the old Rickenbacker Fish Company space on Key Biscayne, and is ready to provide you with:The Proper Vibe: Get ready for boat-up docks, and jet-ski slips so a tux-wearing Diddy doesn't have to leave his attached to his catamaran, then take a smaller catamaran over to the bar, a humongous 300-seat, waterside tiki hut with neon signs everywhere, reggae on the overheads, and cornhole boards on the deck.Food: Affordable eats kick off with jerk wings, crab cakes, and shrimp/sausage quesadillas, before moving on to fish tacos, po' boys, pulled pork sliders, and 1/2lb angus burgers. They've also got a raw bar and'll gladly cook up any swimmer you happen to snag that day, especially if she's in a bikini. Kidding! It can be a one-piece, too. Kidding again!!! They just cook seafood.Sips: Get yourself in a good mental state to tell "see food" jokes with Jack Daniel's Honey-spiked lemonade, 40 bottles of vino, draft/bottled brews, plus margs and the rum/ pomegranate liqueur Spiced Tiki, which should likely have you migrating south, to the floor.