Need cash? Idolize Kobayashi? Just not feeling fat enough? Then hit Bones' bracket-style showdown, in which you'll start by dominating a half-pound brisket or a pulled pork-topped burger; eat speedily to make the Top 10, and you'll get a shot at a full-pound burger stacked high with onion rings. The fastest burger-pounder at each spot nets a $200 SB certificate, and the top dog from all 67 participating locations nationwide snags a private 20-person party and $2K. But again, this is really just about getting fat...very quickly.