The brainchild of a local nutritionist who previously juiced concoctions for athletes in his own kitchen, JugoFresh just opened up shop on the beach to peddle (and eventually deliver to your door) everything from extreme cleanses to custom, enzyme-rich elixirs that can do everything from cure your hangover to ensure your stomach doesn't hangover your belt.
Below are the perfect drinks if you
...Drank Too Much Zima Last Night: Feel like a million bucks (in quarters!) via three steps: 1) a lemon/ ginger/ cayenne pepper/ oregano oil/ honey shot known as "Clear the Fog", 2) rehydrating organic Thai coconut water, and 3) a "Revival" juice like the pear/ cilantro/ cucumber/ spinach-heavy "Herby Pair", also what you call Herb Alpert and Herb Brooks out on the town, or some chick named Herb's boobs
...Just Spent a Week Drinking Zima in Vegas: You've gotta get the "Open For Life Cleanse", which includes a week's worth of detoxifying juices like the almond/ date/ cinnamon "Mylk Shake", and damn right, it's better than yours
...Say "Eff It, Let's Keep This Party Going, Now Pass Me a Zima!": Nab an early-AM PAMPered Ginger Juice (pineapple, apple, ginger, mint, maca extract), which loads you with antioxidants and "just so happens to pair beautifully with vodka"
...Are Looking to Get Jacked So Chicks Talk To You in Vegas Next Time: Pack their hemp protein powder into a smoothie like the Total S.C.A.M., which definitely sounds like it isn't thanks to carrot, apple, sweet potato, maca, bee pollen, and maple syrup, and will convince people that the JugoFresh guy isn't the only one juicing.