The Joint's Dogfish Dinner

Quickly forget everything you learn when the Joint pulls in Dogfish brewmasters for a suds-structive four-courser that'll include an ancho-rubbed skirt steak with a Festina Peche (which they'll combine with ancho chiles and honeycombs), and saffron cream-coated, pan-seared chicken with Champagne risotto, served with a Midas Touch, which's made from the world's oldest beer recipe, discovered in the king's tomb, explaining why Greek scholars refer to it as "The Boom-Boom Tomb".