Trolleys inevitably lead to someplace magical, whether it's families heading to Disneyland, Mr. Rogers heading to the Land of Make-Believe, or San Francisco hippies heading to the Neighborhood Where Steve Sells Those 'Shrooms Next To The Shell Station. Now ready to whimsy you away to Baconland: Bacon Trolley.
Serving a pork-only menu of "modern American street food", this classic red tow-behind trolley's basically exactly what it sounds like, unless you're imagining that it's a trolley actually made of bacon, in which case, sorry. The signature sammie's a behemoth two-hander that stacks a base of slow-braised, hand-pulled BBQ pork under a beer-braised pork belly that's caramelized on the griddle and topped with raw onion -- it's been affectionately dubbed the "Spanker", presumably for its tendency to swell up cheeks. If your doctor's advised you against eating pulled pork/pork belly sandwiches, he's about to look really foolish, because the rest of the stuff is nearly as bad for you: a thick-slabbed BLT, carnitas tacos, bacon popcorn, and a pork belly banh mi. Suck it, Dr. Infante!
In the event you want to hog this awesomeness all for yourself, they're also down to cater private parties, at which even your most reserved guests can enjoy their $4 baskets of "just bacon", in case they want to make believe they're above eating those massive sandwiches.