Finally, a guide for snacks

Do you like snacks? Do you like like snacks? Like... more than a friend? Well stop putting the "come" in "comestible", and head over to The Snackpot. This online ode to between-meal figure-ruining has it all: a nine-point Snackifesto ("IX: A Snack need not be branded"), snack-driven interviews (Girl Talk's "goal is to eventually provide an audience with a lobster dinner after a performance"), and, of course, product reviews grading each Snack on a 1-10 scale in Taste, Texture, and Presentation. Thought-provoking excerpts include gems like

  • "The Honey Bun is sex. If you’re a person who enjoys sex, you’ll enjoy the Honey Bun."
  • "They’re onions (no they’re not), they’re fun (in what way?), they’re Funyuns (fair enough)."
  • "The important lesson the Jelly Baby teaches is learned well before one even enters the mouth -- namely, it’s hard to eat things shaped like babies."

If you're hungry for more, you can also read up on everything from green grapes, to hamburger-shaped Japanese cookies, to Slim Jims, one of the few snacks that will have a relationship with you even when you keep snapping into them