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Delicious dried beef, delivered

Women are always concerned that men only go on the Internet for a little jerky, but aside from wasting hours listening to a dude with a hilarious Brooklyn accent utterly ruin some poor pizza shop owner's life, the Web can also score you loads of lady-frightening dried beef. These are our top picks.

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