Everything's gone crazy, so here's the countdown of the Top Ten actually good things from October

If you're somewhere with power right now, congratulations! If you're not, immediately stop Fruit Ninja-ing and use the remaining 3% of battery on your phone to read about our 10 finest stories from October, including beertacular upstate trips, Queens' first brewery in a half-century, and tiki drinks and barber sessions with... Tiki Barber!