Bento Burger

With its graffiti'd alleyway vibe enhanced by a "clusterf---" chandelier made from a mass of neon booze signs, this Asian-roadhouse-future-dive's crazy sammy selection includes Kobe beef, mixed seafood, and bulgogi pork burgers, which can be optionally thrown between sticky rice buns, covered in spicy papaya, or miso sauced, also a phrase that commonly precedes "miso horny".