An insane potato pancake for each night of Hanukkah

Nobody's gonna put baby in a corner after taking down Kutsher's Eight Nights of Latkes, mainly because baby will only be able to fit into wide open spaces. That's right: for each of the eight nights of the Festival of Electric Lights Because Candles Are Fire Hazards, the NYC outpost of the Catskills resort that inspired Dirty Dancing is unveiling a different, extremely non-traditional latke, unless you grew up celebrating the holidays with Jewish people from China.