Food & Drink

Three hours, one city block, unlimited cheesesteaks

Things Michael Vick would probably be doing this Sunday if he weren't playing the Lions: a) not fumbling (!), or b) heading to Square 1682's Cheesesteak Challenge, a Sansom St block party where $17 would score him (and you!) two free beers and three hours of unlimited cheesesteaks from 12 gourmet beef-griddlers (incl. R2L, Chifa & Alfa). Also awesome: they'll have Eagles-airing TVs so you don't miss the game, plus beer stations, so even if Vick fumbles away another win, you can still snatch a Victory. Also-also awesome: we got to try all 12 before the competition. Your best three cheesesteak plays, below

Square 1682's People's Choice: The winners of last year's fan vote, this aged short rib jawn's piled with peppers, onions, and house whiz, or what Omar Epps used to find all over the Princeton-Plainsboro toilet seats

Red Owl's Potato-Sauced Prime: This 'wich has almost as many layers as an onion that appears in a scene from Lost (whoa.), with aged prime, mushrooms, potato whiz, chimichurri, onion marmalade, and aged cheddar, all packed into a fried pretzel roll

Aksum's Bad For You Veggies: This actually-good vegan job's rolling up grilled seitan and soaking it w/ red pepper ketchup, which is kinda impossible when Mike keeps dropping the ball in the end zone.