Landmark Americana's New Menu

LA's retooled their menu for fall, debuting Hot Mess fries topped in cilantro cheddar sauce, black beans, and bacon; tweaking their crab cakes and stuffing them into a tartar-smothered sandwich; and throwing down a half-pound of meat plus pepper jack and fried onions for a burger called the Smokin' Double Decker, as opposed to the Smokin' Upper Decker, which is just a hilarious toilet-involving prank to play on people while you enjoy menthol Virginia Slims.